Make Me An Offer

by Dan Naumovich - Copywriter/Journalist on May 10, 2011

I’m diverisfying my freelance writing business by becoming a dealer of valuable and desirable super-heavy-landscaping-mountains. The beauty you see here is rumoured to have been imported from Vietnam, a country that knows a thing or two about crafting super-heavy-landscaping-mountains. It features lights and falling water, and comes complete with a set of figurines representing culture and nature.

Don’t miss out on this one-in-a-lifetime opportunity. Write me out a check and hire a team of movers – this baby will make you the talk of the neighborhood.

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Eric Johnson May 11, 2011 at 2:03 pm

I did a little bit of searching, and it seems this may be a “Rockery”. http://www.gardeningrockery.com/sdp/899180/4/pd-4568288/5870770-1873594/Rockery.html. The most similar I’ve run across is http://img.diytrade.com/cdimg/899180/10421872/0/1252665467.jpg

Good luck on finding it a home :)

Dan Naumovich - Copywriter/Journalist May 11, 2011 at 2:11 pm

Some one had told me it’s called a Hòn Non Bô so I used that in the subject line of my Craigslist ad. I think Rockery might be a term that more people are familiar with. I’ll post another ad and then prepare for the bidding war that will ultimately ensue.

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